Jesse sucks, a little.

no swag

(While making prizes for gingerbread houses)
Me: do most swag
Mom : is that with one g or two?
Me: one

Nice mom.

PIMP

  • Mom: Lady GaGa is gross, I saw her do a performance in a thong and bra.
  • Me: Yeah that would be normal mom.
  • Dad: Too bad I missed that.
  • Mom: Wow, real good thing to say in front of your daughter.
  • Me: Mom calm down, that was freaking awesome. *high fives her father*
herrera

herrera

oscar

oscar

itsneverwhatitseems:

Jesse The Tree Man :)

itsneverwhatitseems:

Jesse The Tree Man :)

(Source: elicitingthetruth)