no swag
(While making prizes for gingerbread houses)
Me: do most swag
Mom : is that with one g or two?
Me: one
Nice mom.
PIMP
- Mom: Lady GaGa is gross, I saw her do a performance in a thong and bra.
- Me: Yeah that would be normal mom.
- Dad: Too bad I missed that.
- Mom: Wow, real good thing to say in front of your daughter.
- Me: Mom calm down, that was freaking awesome. *high fives her father*


